#1 Spence trash

teaboot:
Oh no…. not my bed and my pillows and my blankies….. sure would suck if I…. got snug as a bug in there…. whatever would I do……
yall really feeling the cozycore vibes today, huh

Anonymous asked:

how do i change a tire

dyatlovpassingprivilege answered:

well first you have to get male pregnant

Anonymous asked:

So with mpreg how do you think the baby comes out. No c sections

dyatlovpassingprivilege answered:

can you guys ask me how to change a tire or something

monstrosity-positive:
“coolshoelaces:
“ s is for slug
”
i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?
”

monstrosity-positive:

coolshoelaces:
s is for slug
i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

theasylumchild:

I think it’s so tumblr of us that the first two polls I see are a bug race and a penis

vaspider:

sexysilverstrider:
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

depsidase:

evilwizard:

supraobsessed:
evilwizard:
if you’re reading this on mobile just know that i have two of those tumblr verified check marks now
Reblogged so I could see it on my computer :(( you lied to me
well. im not called truthfulwizard

catasters:

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